use it like a pogo stick to

imitate a singing kangaroo

The teletubbies and david beckham were playing a nice game of football but the oompa loompas seemed to be telling me something but before I figured out what it was, a kangaroo came and...

...cried to the Baby Sun to stop this madness, and in a rage over the singing, the Sun crashed down from the heavens and obliterated Tinky Winky, but then I found out that Tinky Winky was in actual fact the Purple God of Destruction, and he proceeded to morph into...

Wobby

(Got to go, might be back tomorrow, should definitely be back Sunday Morning, if I wake up on time)

The examiner but dusted in purple and a great big purple stick was sticking out of his head. He abducted NooNoo and roared,"Mars!!!" A second later, the whole of tubbieland and I were on Mars...

eating mini milky way bars when the examiner popped out of nowhere and roared 'YOU TRAITORS!'

after which all the tubbies clapped their podgy little hands in delight and shouted 'again, again', to which the examiner replied. . .

'no, of course not! I've already played the piece twice you have to clap the rhythm NOW or i'll...

kidnap Noo Noo forever...

So the poor little tubby cried and cried and cried because she couldnt remember the rhythem, she cried until suddenly

the machine that makes the tubby custard exploded,sending pink stuff flying all over the place

like exploding jelly, the examiner squealed in delight and dropped all his grade 3 clarinet books

The examiner, David Beckham, the oompa loompas and all the teletubbies cried ," Group Hug!!!!" and they huddled together. However, the examiner noticed his clarinet books was about to be hit by a comet so...

he screamed "NOOOO!!!!GET OFF ME!!!" which made them cry

for their mothers, who appeared looking like baby elephants that

could hopskotch whilst playing the clarinet at the same time. The examiner screamed ,"I'm the best at the clarinet, not you!!!"

..

The lead elephant screamed back 'prove it then!' The examiner did so by

making a magic spell by making another examiner that looked like him appear and...

eat mushrooms obsessively whilst playing the piano and singing

The elephants didn't like it so the teletubbies joined them to throw tubbietoast at him. Suddenly, the oompa loompas and David Beckham and Lala vanished and a big green martian appeared...

with Oddballs chocolate birthday cake which he appeared to have stolen to which CPPF screamed...

and stole the chocolate cake back making the martian cry very loudly. Cppf ignored him, gave a piece of cake to everyone except the examiner and threw a chunk of cake to the earth to which CD22 caught it and ate it!!! Then lots of martians appeared handcuffing everybody...

to the worlds first cake tree, which had taken 2 minutes to grow... CPPF hired a team of custard balls to guard it for her

Louise that was so weird, why did you stop typing halfway through?

but they were knocked out by the examiner's tinky winky style head, he shook the tree and lots of cake gently fell down...the examiner was about to take a bite...

i did?

when the cake turned into a person it was the examiners mother!

Yes you did! You stopped after dropped to the eath or something so i started taling about trees

She said," Why Howard, you haven't cleaned your room you naughty boy!!! Get back to Earth RIGHT NOW!!!" I suddenly landed with a thud on Mars and everybody was staring at me...

really? oooh...sorry!!!!

because i was wearing a poncho and a purple rara skirt

...so I quickly ran into the nearest clothes store to find...


Wobby

lol, this is getting really confusing! Car Expert, I hope you're keeping up!

a nice big pair of shorts, but...

I usually give up until there are another 120 posts or so!

Car Expert

...they were pink! And so I...


Wobby

thought "Oh never mind, I'll try these on anyway!". I went to the changing rooms...

...and found a huge chocolate bar with boxing gloves!


Wobby

But a martian ran off with my bright pink shorts and chocolate bar and as I stepped in the changing rooms my clothes magically transformed into a marmite jar costume and I had a microphone attached to it so my voice sounded really loud...

Everyone in the shop stopped and wondered where the noise was coming from. One of the customers...

...used an Imperius Curse to make me sing...

...but luckily it missed and hit Lorna Linley! Everyone stopped to listen to her beautiful voice, and I quickly took the time to sneak away...


Wobby

I suddenly found a strange Marmite-painted Honda Civic outside and...

felt the urge to eat it thus giving me constipation and piles later that day....

sorry to be graphic!

so I had to rush to the

dentist because i had pulled all my molars out in pain and needed false ones put in

but the dentist was also a martian, so i thought..

it would be better if we had a little family bonding session with the garden gnome instead...

so i ran home but to my confusion..

My house had been knocked down and replaced by a mole hill

"What is up with this day?!" I exclaimed, looking for my possessions

Which i found in a binbag under the doormat

suddenly I realised the immense size of the mole hill, and how complex the minds of the moles who lived in it must be to even have a door mat!

I became so obssed with mole behaviour that i changed my career and became a mole behaviourologist living in the

RSPM (royal society for the protection of moles). I became quite famous in this profession,