so one day travelled to Buckingham Palace to be knighted by the Queen

and when I arrived, I looked out of the window and saw a MASSIVE deckchair. my passion for deckchairs was finally brought out to the world as I

ran towards it in ecstatic delight only to find the deckchair occupied by

the queen. in my ecstacy, i kicked her out of the way only to hear a bewildered gasp from the entire world

Policeman rushed forward to arrest me and lock me up but suddenly a helicopter stopped by my rescue and out stepped the

resident of number 1, drury lane. he frantically exclaimed "have you seen the muffin man??" to which i replied, "the muffin man?" he said "the muffin man!!!! he lives down drury lane!!!!"

I flew off to drury lane but just as i was about to knock on the muffin man's door, a black cloud appeared of front of me and turned into the evil examiner!

i realised I had been tricked

I did a somersault over him through the muffin man's window and landed in the muffin's secret muffin cupboard...

where i found his stash of live gingerbread men gagged and bound with

shoe laces. I untied them just as the examiner came my way...

To avoid him spotting me i tied myself up and hid in the cupboard only to find that

it wasnt a cupboard at all but the muffin man's oven!

I touched the muffin next to me and it turned out it was a portkey... the next moment I found myself in the Queen's playroom where the group of gingerbread men were playing Monopoly...

And all of the players ended up in the Jail square...

So we had an arm wrestle to see who would win the game..

but the Queen was cheating because she had 5 arms...

So they settled it by playng dobby scarecrow in the queen's garden!!! But one gingerbreadman had a little secret and before they could do anything he...

exploded into a million pieces

each piece then grew into the examiners head

and the heads were made of dough, baked dough. like a cookie.
so it crumbled into many pieces and grew into more examiners. this time,
more solid!

and made of chocolate..they were alive!

and they ate me up. But the next thing I knew, i was stuck in a Irish pub with some examiners. one examiner offered me some scotch

I didn't want any though so I went outside when I noticed my hands hand gone purple...

because i had refused such a generous offer, so i went back to accept only to find that

..

I also noticed that everything else turned purple. i then realised that someone had but some purple sun shades on me (the type Bono wears).

I took them off and everything went green because i was in Emerald city!So i started singing...

But then everyone turned into the examiner and his assisstant peeves... I quickly grabbed the scotch and ran outside again where I noticed Scooby Doo and Dorothy were there with a flying banana!!!

but scooby doo was demolishing the mystery van because he contracted some kind of flu. and freddy thought he was mad, so he ran the van over scooby.

who screamed NOOOOO, i promise i'll try harder in my frsm!

All the munchkins were really scared and burst in to tears. But scooby rewinded time and suddenly everyone was happy again!!!! The munchkins thanked me for my singing and told me to follow the yellow brick road...

To go and see the wizard, who would hopefully help me to pass my exam...

Unfortunately, the Yellow Brick Road was closed due to some 100m wide pot-holes. so they decided to go to disneyland

Where they went on some huge rides, and screamed so much that they could no longer talk...

after taking the really big roller coaster, they flew out of their seats and ended up in J-LOs bedroom

and when we landed in the bedroom, marc anthony whacked us into london and landed on some street (Abbey Road?) where they crushed Paul McCartney. Luckily, he was still alive and not in coma.

they rushed him to hospital where he was treated by the resident oragutan

Unfortunately, after the orang utan massaged him, he became a prune

and got put into the examiners evening snack

...so I said "STOP! That prune is not ready yet! It is still a plum!" - the examiners, realising that the prune was in fact a plum all gasped in horror, and quickly jumped out of the window as those "Floaters" from "Lemmings 2" and floated down with their umbrellas into...



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little purple orangutans shaped like blobby goos

...in other words, Wine Gums, that proceeded to float into Pinocchio's mouth when...


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a killer whale floated past practising Bach's 'allemande' on the harpsichord

...and grinded Pinocchio up, but to his dismay, Pinocchio had proved his worth and had turned into a real boy (for being eaten), and the whale being vegetarian all, spat the remains of Pinocchio out onto the ABRSM beach!

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Where CPPF quickly made it into a delicious smoothie

"Yum! This is delicious!" exclaimed the Examiner licking his lips, who had suddenly appeared, standing on a barbeque. Suddenly, a giant Pikachu fell from the sky and...


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and intimidated the examiners with aubergines and the Queen's secret service

...in fact, the Examiner was so intimidated, that he toasted himself by accident on the barbeque! Everybody cheered and had a huge party in the café, but then suddenly, the door burst open and the room fell silent...

and just as sudden as it appeared, the door closed with a loud bang