...and there, standing right in front of the door was... the Giant Pikachu!

"MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" roared the Giant Pikachu, "YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP! ALL THESE YEARS HUMANS HAVE KEPT US POKÉMON IN THOSE SMALL TORTUROUS POKÉBALLS, FORCING US TO DO THEIR WILL, MAKING US THEIR SLAVES! NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU ALL TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE GIANT PIKACHU!!!!" and then suddenly...


Wobby

everyone was in a giant pokeball with only a pillow in it!!!

Everyone was fighting to get the pillow, so...

So pikachu screamed," Stop fighting!!!!" Everyone froze.
"Now then," he continued. "Today you will be learning how to...

cut a pillow with your hand. I am going to quickly demostrate, then I want you to have a go." Suddenly,...

A strange glowing figure came from the pillow...it was the examiner but as a ghost!!! But this time he was half pikachu... Pikachu squished him with his foot and continued with the lesson until...

the ball exploded

Leaving a squadron of tiny woohoos which exclaimed 'we are here to save you!But first...

You must take us to your leader!

They bundled everyone, including the pikachu, into their woohoo ship and set off to woohoo land where

everyone likes to eat

purple bananas that grow on the banks of the limpopo river

But, people do not realise, that when the bananas are eaten...

they would grow into trees in your stomach

And then the wood you are then made of gets chopped down and used for

making pianos at the abrsm exam centre

Which is managed by 'Animal' from sesame street

who lives in the exminers garden shed

next to a huge, horrible cactus plant!

which poked him until he combusted into

a huge cloud of purple smoke!

but secretly he was transported to the Kelloggs centre but a thousand times smaller!!!!

so he got mistaken for a coco pop and all the little rice krispies wanted his autograph

All the rise krispies clapped and cheered when he signed their mini notebooks!! "Do your gymnastics!!! Go on!!!" Animal hesitated...he didn't know how to do any!!!

So he sang 'Ave Maria' for them instead but it was so out of tune that they booed him off stage by

Tapping him on the head, and declaring him a 'bad' coco pop...

And getting a HUGE suction thing to suck him up this bit pipe where...

To which he responded, 'Im a jelly bean'...

Suddenly the examiner picked up the jelly bean and was just about to put it him in his mouth!!!

(Which was of course one and the same as. . .

the examiners new lipstick

did we get confuzzled somewhere here/

which was the same colour as

the examiner's wavy green hair because

she had morphed from an examiner into

a 10 ft tall alien called 'Zorphina'

Zorphina was very good at

failing grade 5 clarinet exams

which was strange, because Zorphina actually

ate bananas before every exam so she should have had inexhaustable luck but

instead decided to sit motionless throughout her bassoon diploma recital because. . .

...in her programme notes it said "not doing the first movement"....

so in fact, Zorphina was actually very

upset and she blamed the evil examiner and tried to get him sacked but

it turned out he had actually taken over the exam board when...

...all of a sudden, a giant french horn fell from...

the roof of the forums cafe, showering the crowd below with

French Horn juice.

The End

noooooooooooooooooo not the end not the end not the end...


so carrying on with the story...

so the crowd got out their purple umbrellas and began to dance to

exercise their pet woodlice which had in the meantime. . .

fallen asleep and not woken up so...