Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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they had to be given...
to Steve's pet hedgehogs for dinner...
Calpol until they regained the ability to scream as loud as they could everytime
they stubbed their toes
which hurt them quite a lot, meaning that
they could no longer do their grade 3 organ exam the next day
which was just as well really, because
they couldnt actually play the organ so would have to play the piano instead
of the kazoo which is generally recognised as the instrument with the. . .
ability to eat spaghetti
, a useful ability, considering their greatest rival is the
Italian meatball which beats them year after year in the contest held at Neverland where
instruments and foods have a huge battle to see who is the biggest...
examiner hater
in the whole wide
universally established purple planes of existence
which were coloured purple because of CPPF's obsession with...
cartoon drawings of plums and...
climbing purple ladders which led to the Amazon
Im NOT obsessed with cartoon drawings of plums...
though the purple thing..maybe... 
Im NOT obsessed with cartoon drawings of plums...
though the purple thing..maybe...
QUOTE
climbing purple ladders which led to the Amazon
UK website where you can buy
giant fir tree eggs
which incidentally hatched into purple christmas trees which
produce purple plums and
..
died!
The end
The end
. . .of the friends episode thus swiftly drew closer as. . .
all the cast died
the end
the end
Anyone got something else to talk about now?
can someone type out the 'ending', i got confuzzled/
...which were coloured purple because of CPPF's obsession with cartoon drawings of plums and climbing purple ladders which led to the Amazon UK website where you can buy giant fir tree eggs which incidentally hatched into purple Christmas trees which produce purple plums and died. The end of the Friends episode swiftly drew closer as all the cast died. The End.
I think this is how it was supposed to go. Not sure though 
I think this is how it was supposed to go. Not sure though
The next episode of It Was the Day of My Grade 1
I thought it was going to be a normal day when I found out I had to take my grade 1 exam because of the trouble that had happened before...but then a bright green hedgehog dressed up as a pencil told me...
I thought it was going to be a normal day when I found out I had to take my grade 1 exam because of the trouble that had happened before...but then a bright green hedgehog dressed up as a pencil told me...
that the exam venue had burned down in the night so it had been changed to
Buckingham Palace in the queens private loo which doubled as. . .
sorry for being very stupid but how can loos double? 
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Aug 27 2005, 03:12 PM)
Buckingham Palace in the queens private loo which doubled as. . .
The waiting room
in which was hung the royal. . .
rubber gloves
I decided to hold them in my hands and then try them on. The Queen walked in and...
...snatched them back off me telling me not to be so stupid, whilst decreeing that all spoil-sports who keep on trying to end a really good long lasting story should be held and tortured excrutiatingly painfuly and gruesomely (and that she preferred the good old days when monarchy was the equivalent of dictatorship and not combined with the oxymoronic democracy), and said they should be held out in a public square for the board of examiners to...
Wobby
Wobby
not examine, which they wouldnt want to do, obviously, because
...they were green, not blue, and so they resulted in chucking copies of the "Come In, Sit Down" thread at pedestrians who happened to be passing by at the time, causing...
Wobby
Wobby
them to run onto the road in front of other cars. One of the pedestrians decided to jump onto a Range Rover...
a major riot, and a giant
sorry Car Expert beat me to it!
sorry Car Expert beat me to it!
That's okay:
"them to run onto the road in front of other cars. One of the pedestrians decided to jump onto a Range Rover... causing a major riot, and a giant..."
...purple dinosaur dropped from the sky and them proceeded to explode into a tsunami of Ribena thus leading to...
Wobby
"them to run onto the road in front of other cars. One of the pedestrians decided to jump onto a Range Rover... causing a major riot, and a giant..."
...purple dinosaur dropped from the sky and them proceeded to explode into a tsunami of Ribena thus leading to...
Wobby
a Ribenamatron being formed from the
...toupees that fell from the examiners who were taken aback from the swarms of children diving in the pool of Ribena, when...
Wobby
Wobby
all of a sudden, a wave of Robinson's Apple and Blackcurrant (far superior to Ribena) came bursting through the walls of the ABRSM head office and
...so the examiners were forced to say that all today's exams were CANCELLED, leading to a crowd of cheering music students and employees (for they were getting holiday pay) gushing from the doors of the ABRSM Office, but then suddenly...
Wobby
Wobby
they stopped dead in their tracks, after seeing
...that Lorna Linley had appeared as an apparition before them, warning them that...
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