unless they all burnt their instruments, she would sing which would mean that...

...they would be enslaved to the will of Osiris, and thus would never be able to...

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watch Vivaldi live in concert because. . .

Vivaldi was also enslaved to the will of Osiris, as was...

...everyone, except for the evil examiner, who had managed to...

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escape from the madness that was caused afterwards. After a long hour of trying to run away, the evil examiner found himself...

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In a middle of a crowd of oragutans who..

woooo....not been on this for ages...

Were trying to learn how to play the violin whilst juggling with bananas. The examiner was so moved by the music that he burst into tears shortly before...

Giving them 98 out of 150, otherwise known as a...

...'Faux pass'; however, the orangutans decided instead of taking the certificate, they would tie the examiner to a darts board and throw green bananas at him whilst...

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the other half of the orangutans tickled his feet. The examiner started getting furious, but he couldn't help laughing because of the tickling, so...

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he pulled out a frying pan from his back jean pocket and shouted with glee as he got himself free,

'Aha, looks like we'll be having orangutan for breakfast!' But little did he realise that right behind him there was...

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a dog sticking his paw out of the back of the dartboard, who grabbed the frying pan, but

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...realised that instead had grabbed the evil examiner's mask! Suddenly, out from nowhere, the Scooby-Doo gang magically appeared, and exclaimed,

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"We know that guy! He ruined our little dog island. Let's get him boys!"

The dogs pounced...

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up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love
What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are,
What a beautiful Pussy you are."
('The Owl and the Pussycat' by Edward Lear)

... and after singing delusionedly to some kind of imaginary cat, the dogs (Scooby and Scrappy) flew up way beyond the cow that jumped over the moon, but then found themselves crashing back down to Earth, at an exceedingly ridicuously fast pace (Prestissimo e molti più di diriabile) - knowing that they may spontaneously (or not so spontaneously) combust in the next second or so, they...

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thought they'd speed up the process, so lit a match and...

... with ability only to realise that there was actually no oxygen in space, all that was left for them to do was to plummet...

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upwards, to the very outer reaches of

The examiners very own purply ornamented back garden

which EVEN had purple grass, something which CPPF loves very much...

because it is the secret ingredient in CPPFs cakes that makes it neverending...


(above sentance is FICTICIOUS!!! (lol cant spell...is that even a word??)

so Scooby and Scrappy had to find out a way of stealing the purple grass, to make CPPF's cake have an ending which the forum users were not very happy about, because


(ficticious is a word! )

They lived on the cake and without it, they would have no strength so Bob the penguin would have to take over all the jobs because

he was the cleverest penguin in the world and no-one can do better than him...

{I wish! }

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apart from the evil yeti (you know the one that i mean...)

apart from the evil yeti.

Meanwhile, the Yeti was getting excited hitting penguins as far as he can, until he got a yeti call from his friend saying what was happening with the examiner. He quickly put on his slippers and rushed off. He finally got there, thinking about his next move. He...

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picked up his baton to go give the examiner a whack on the head...

The Yeti thought "How far can the examiner go if I give him some penguin treatment?" He got his baton and whacked the examiner as far as he can. The distance measured was...

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-78m, meaning that the examiner scored a high score for the lowest hit, his prize was to be a

trip to a giraffe museum to see how far they can make the examiner travel on them, without him complaining.

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of hearing the backstreet boys who incidentally. . .

said, "Whatever you're on, can I have some."


(This is a weird thread to stumble on, but hey - I can do weird!)

...and so, the examiner, who was sitting on a giraffe, said,

'Here you are,' and displaying his amazing strength, he gave the Backstreet Boys some giraffe, and they skipped happily off down the street, until they were confronted by the sound of very large footsteps... who could it be?

Curious, they looked up, and found to their horror that it was none other than...

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john presscot.....

...and so Edwina Curry came along to the rescue of the Backstreet Boys and started pelting Economy Chicken Eggs at him, but this only caused him to turn a deep shade of scarlet and...

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start singing the Eb major scale descending until he awarded himself a

nice, king size, double-battered Rolf Harris with fries on the side. . .

and an extra helping of purple celery

But the purple celery was actually magical... and when he ate it...

What is it with the colour purple lol?!

He turned into the examiners purple clone from the planet ZOG!!

I think i started the purple thing...lol

...and spoke only in ZOG language, asking for the Zb scale...

Which was so hard that even LornaLinley couldn't sing it so the examiner decided that the first person to manage it perfectly would be given a

gigantic PURPLE tree made completely of chocolate! Suddenly Rudolph the red nose reindeer came and sang it...

....but an A without the star (*) because the examiner believed that no one in the universe was a star but the examiner

so badly that the examiner awarded him full marks on his FRSM

and booted him out of the room by a carefully aimed kick up the.....

Saxophone mouthpiece that he'd had surgically attached to his right ear two years previously

it was terribly painful.....

So he decided to put some some ice on it... but as he got to the freezer...