he, himself began to freeze, the icy sensation trickled upwards....

but a friendly penguin poured warm water over his head and gave him 1000 free flutes because he felt sorry for him...

and so he used all the flutes to practise for Grade 1 prep but the time came for him to go on holiday and he found he couldnt take the flutes with him so

he stored them in a giant purple french horn, but rudolph the purple-nosed reindeer came back and stole it, meaning

to come back later and get them after he'd got himself a Kebab, but unfortunately...

Santa came down with a bout of flu, and died. So Rudolph went to his funeral, but then forgot that he'd left

his fake red nose at home so went back to get it only to meet

the giant French horn, with it's army of trumpets, which had found the secret stash of flutes, and was incredibly..

fascinated as it had never before seen such incredible instruments, and didnt know what they were so ate them by mistake

causing chronic indigestion. so rudolph had to go and get some tablets from the

forums cafe, specially prepared by Steve Hopwood and his trusty assistant Bob who was

evolving into the first ever penguin capable of flight, taking over from the

pigeons, who have been given magic powers by only being able to...

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sing in tune during the 6th minute of each hour

The examiner was scared his singing was going to be worse than the marvellous
pigeons and was going to lock them away but Bob said,"Oi you mean examiner!" And instead locked the examiner in his igloo... with only a mini purple violin...

...and the manically insane Tweenies that happened to feed on mini purple violins, who proceeded to whack him on the head with "Harry Potter: the Ultimum" (which consisted of all the Harry Potter books rolled into one), and they all laughed so cruelly at the examiner's pain, but then we realised that he was the evil examiner anyway, and so we cheered loudly as we watched him on the TV from the Platinum Blend Café, causing...

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The examiner's secret assisstant, Tommy the Trombone come and steal all the cake because we were being mean to the examiner! He also stole Dobby the elf's hat!!!

...And Kreachers Christmas Present to Harry (a secret one that he didn't find, not the one with maggots), and opened it to find...

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A cross between a blast-ended skrewt and a niffler who got immediately attacked Tommy the trombone. Everyone in the cafe...

...decided it was about time they ate Tommy the Trombone. And so they did. Unfortunately,...

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Tommy the Trombone's leg fell off, so everyone...

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...ate it. 'Taste like chicken.' exclaimed Bob, who turned out to be half-cannibal. However, suddenly, Bob began to grow...

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..

smaller and smaller with purple spots... and also with a carrot sticking out of his head...
"What am I gonna do?" wailed Bob.
But someone had an idea...

it was Steve Hopwood. He decided that Bob should...

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...be eaten, so everyone did so...

~Wobby~

except for Car Expert...who was too upset to have his pet dead and (CrazyDudette22 who loved Bob's waving arm)... but Bob's ghost soon came back but this time he had an ability to produce ice cubes out of thin air!

He was quickly taken to an American Company to be mass marketed, but...

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Bob was suddenly snatched by the evil examiner who roared,"Mua ha ha!!"

By the way Wobby, this is random but how did you get your signature so long?

...and then fell over, for he had narcolepsy, and so...

Lol, because it was that way before the website decided to limit, so it was allowed to keep...
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Bob was allowed to produce ice cubes-he earnt so much money he bought himself a mansion style igloo and also...

Oh right,Groovy!

a purple piano, which, when played, produced the most gorgeous

...games, such as Super Mario RPG! Unfortunately, Bob had to have a replacement for his leg, so he got an animatronic one from...

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...

...

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...the ocean of randomness where spongebob and ariel the mermaid were selling animatronic (?) legs!! Bob bought one and was about to leave but...

I've just realized that I've eaten a bit of Bob in this story!! Eek! *goes off to edit post*

no-one could hear anything over the sound of Crazy Dudette's vomiting, which meant that

Bob managed to slip away quietly, into the deep dark...

basement of the exam centre where a boggart lurked in waiting

, ready to change into

Bob's greatest fear, which was

Car Expert when he was drunk . When he saw the drunk Car Expert, Bob was scared stiff, and

choked on his evening ice cube

Car Expert'll love ya for that!!

but luckily, CPPF was there to pat him on the back, and the ice cube came straight back up and hit

top C on the piano and proceeded to bounce along the instrument playing the tune of

'Jelly on a plate' while also. . .

serving jelly and icecream to many satisfied custmers who were listening, captivated by such a magnificent performance

(full stop). This made Bob exceptionally proud and it made him want to

rip off his shirt and dance gleefully in a giant bowl of purple custard. However

the custard has little tiny lumps, which were made by cutting...

Me? Drunk? Never!

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