...made by cutting up chunks of everlasting-never-melting-always-cold ice cubes, which Bob had produced in his

private boiling hot fridge in Car Experts living room

Car Expert was quite pleased with Bob's creation, so he decided to...

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paint a picture of it with his new oil pastels

and it turned out to be quite

..

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bizarre!

Yes... er... I don't know how to carry on from that

And so in annoyance, he chucked it out of the window, but it soon turned out that it was actually Bob that was hurtling through the air, like...

~Wobby~

The penguin from whack the penguin, who incidentally, that very day had discovered that he/she was Bobs long lost cousin, and tearfully they had their reunion

...little realising that he/she was also Bob's long lost grandfather at the same time (work that one out! ), which meant that...

~Wobby~

Huh? I'm confused!

Bob sat down listening to his life story and it turned out he was a really bizzare penguin because he found out his uncle's great aunty...

was a yeti so in actual fact the yetis and penguins shouldnt be at war after all...

So Bob raced to the yeti who hit the penguins in Whack the penguin and declared peace. But underneath the yeti costume was actually the examiner with...

Bobs grade 5 cello exam results!!

which he had artfully ripped up and woven together with silly string to make a most sartorially elegant ...

ice cube.

"Yay!" Bob cried as he saw the ice cube,he ate it in one gulp and suddenly had the urge to...

spit it back out again because it tasted like it had been

soaked in cow's testicles... (sorry anyone who's just eaten!) so he apparated to the North Pole to find more yetis but the examiner was right behind him about to...

hit him on the head and run ahead to try and battle the yetis, but unfortunately,...

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... the yeti's were very strong indeed, and obliterated Bob and the examiner ever so brutally with huge baseball bats (the blood-sucking kind), thus causing...

~Wobby~

them to run around in circles and...

Car Expert

...savagely feed on the corpse of both Bob and the evil examiner - however, it turned out that the evil examiner was still alive, and with a half-missing torso and a quarter of a leg, he...

~Wobby~

hopped towards this mountain he saw, but Bob didn't want to go there, so...

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He headed off in the opposite direction thus splitting the poor evil examiner in two. Whe Bob realised this, he was filled with such deep remorse (LOL) that he immediately took the examiner to the resident cafe doctor to be fixed up but

Wobby the manager said that the doctor wasn't in, so...

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Bob replied, 'Car Expert'll do!!' So Car Expert put on his surgeons gloves and

...killed his first ever patient; however, the examiner was not one to give up money so easily, so he came back to life and shouted, 'I'm going to sue you!' but...

~Wobby~

Wobby came rushing in and said "Calm down sir, he was meant to do that!" The examiner was not very happy with what Wobby said and...

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so said, 'Well, I want to make a complaint,' so Wobby said calmly 'Alright then, but if you want to make a complaint, you'll have to go through the door at the top of the Grand Woohoo,' and so he climbed in, but as he did so...

~Wobby~

he saw a big wasp giant standing, looking at his paperwork, not noticing the examiner climbing up.

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"Wow, you're a big wasp." said the Examiner. "I bet you could really disrupt a picnic."

The wasp turned to face him, and said

Well actually I am very shy, mind your own business!

To which the examiner (disguised as Michael Jackson impersonating an examiner) replied. . .

"I like traffic lights."

and suddenly traffic lights appeared all over the room, flashing and flashing until the resident chipmunk NooNoo appeared with his resident laser gun and

I know its a bit late and everything, but i've never really quite understood what a 'woohoo' is...anyone care to explain?

blasted all the traffic lights to smithereens. Nicki was very upset about this because

this meant she had run out of light for her to see in the dark, so...

Car Expert

she ate lots of carrots and this meant that

she could touch her eyebrows whenever she wants the light on. She tried this experiment, but...

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suddenly found that she didn't ... actually.. have ..... any.... eyebrows

She thought to herself, "Maybe Bob the penguin knows a way of getting eyebrows." So she had a look round the café to find Bob...

Car Expert

and eventually found him sat under sarah-flute's table, eating her cake. Nicki was...


(lol, Car Expert, we're doing so well keeping these two threads at the top of the list!! )

shocked to see this, so she quickly...

Yes, true!

Car Expert

..

covered him up with the table cloth from another table. Sarah wondered what on earth Nicki was doing this for, and Nicki had to explain that

Car Expert walked into the café from the toilets ( ) and wondered what was going on. Nicki and Sarah...

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had to explain what happened to Bob to Car Expert who got very confused! But as he walked over to Bob, he noticed that Bob was glowing a strange bright purple... "Nicki, you must go on a quest to find your eyebrows...take as many people and penguins as you want with you but you must or you'll never get any eyebrows ever again...what you must do is-

Shatter all the glass in the exam centre by singing a high Bb