then a low G#. She tried that and...

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suddenly a secret door opened behind the bar, 'congratulations' said the Yeti, you have sung the secret password to

the examiers' secret chamber ( ) The yeti then told Nicki to choose 5 loyal companions to take with her on the quest. She chose

Bob, the Yeti, Choddy, CPPF and CD22. When Car Expert heard this, he was deeply offended and screamed 'I curse you with

..

the curse of CE! You shall

never buy one of the cars from my car shop when I'm older!!"
'Ah well',Nicki thought, she decided she could always get it from somewhere else... so she reluctantly stepped on to the slippery stone steps in the chamber...

....

Car Expert, CE? you know, cos ce stands for car expert... well I think so... whoopsy well how about...

As soon as she stepped onto the steps, CE cried behind her,"You have to break up Bob's ice cubes as well if you don't find my purple Mercedes in there!"

and surprise surprise, it wasnt there...so Nicki set to work, but before she could begin, along came Wobby who exclaimed 'YOU GOT A PAY RISE!!'

Lol Lou, did you read my post before i deleted it?

em, something about bob's ice cubes...I think...sorry I posted a bit early!!

"Yay!" exclaimed Nicki. And Wobby announced to everybody that he would give everybody an extra 1p. Nicki sighed but smioled nevertheless. She was suddenly forced into the action of chopping ice cubes...

into penguin shaped cellos as party decorations with

By the way does Nicki KNOW shes in this?

a rubber duck...
After 3 hours of doing so, Car Expert began to feel a bit guilty for giving the curse... "Well okay I will take the curse off you but only if..."

"...you do one big favour! I want you to..."

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hook Bob up with his amorous female penguin admirer, who is

a zebra named...

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Beethoven

"Here she is now!" said CrazyDudette22. Beethoven knocked on the forums cafe door.
"Booobbb...." she called.
Everyone left Nicki to...

open the door and Beethoven rushed in. She...

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...ran up to Bob and hugged him. 'I thought you were dead!* I'm so glad that you're alive!' she exclaimed. Bob merely smiled self-knowingly to himself - that was until he heard what she said next:

'That means I have the pleasure of killing you myself!!!' she cackled, and with that, she suddenly whipped out a giant chainsaw, trying to hack Bob to pieces. However, Nicki was panicking, as she knew that if she didn't complete her task, she wouldn't get her eyebrow back, so she...


*In a sense, Beethoven was sort of right, as Bob did get eaten by everybody at the café, sent hurtling through the air at 900km/s and got whacked to death by a giant Yeti... but nevermind! It seems Bob is the only one who will ever know how he brought himself back to life!

~Wobby~

quickly got out a jar of Marmite and...

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spread it all over herself so that nobody would recognise that she was in fact

Nicki, but the great marmite monster of the world.
"Beethoven!! Stop that right now!!"she shrieked as she walked over to Beethoven.
Beethoven who froze in horror at the site of the marmite monster suddenly let go of Bob, in a deep trance. So Nicki began to hypnotise her...

but Car Expert wasn't very pleased with this, so he...

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got a marmite-remover spray and sprayed Nicki with it so she wasn't the marmite monster anymore!! But Nicki had just finished hypnotizing beethoven so that she...

can concerntrate on her lost eyebrows. She decided to try to use some...

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bananas to grow them back as she'd heard from none other than Charlie from Busted himself that rubbing them into the eyebrows helps so she went and bought a huge bagful but

the shop assistant, who was in fact...

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Bob the Builder

He said "Sorry, you're only allowed half a banana, so can you put all of them back and use the knife that is attached to the wire provided to cut it in half." Nicki did what Bob the Builder said, paid for the banana, which was £800, then went off.

She walked into the café, only to find that...

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Amber had nearly set fire to the place by boiling yet another egg completely dry. "Oh bother" said Amber and put down the

fire extinguisher, 'Wobby will cut my salry AGAIN, so i'll have to get another job to pay for my

chocolate bars that I put in the oven accidently. So...

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she walked off woefully to the Aga, where she proceeded to destroy another seventeen boiled eggs one after another. Then suddenly in walked

Choddy, and he said:

what are all cars queuing for. At which point

he had to ask Car Expert just in case he makes a fool of himself.

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Which he did .

heh?

keh?

GJA, if you've got nothing useful to say (contributing to the story), please refrain from posting please!


Choddy pointed at this supermini and asked Car Expert what it was called. Car Expert said...

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"That's the start of a petrol panic-buying queue."

"How odd," said Choddy, and wandered off giving a vague

glimpse in the direction of all the manic drivers queueing desperately to top up on their petrol, as well as...

discreetly adjusting his Calvin Kleins, which had got a big caught up. "That's better," he said "I was starting to

walk funny. Thank God I remembered to

ring and order a pizza. At this rate I'll need to

quickly rush back into the café and

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defrost my three headed lobster that i was planning to serve to the forum woohoos that evening...



I was about to say...parts of this story aren't exactly 'useful' are they??!

While I was cooking the lobster, Bob got up from his penguin chair and walked towards the kitchen. He...

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tripped up over Car Expert's new broccoli powered car and