look at the next thing on his list which was...

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find a box which contained....

(lets see what this turns into)

a lot of snakes. Luckily, there was a box of them sitting on the edge of the pool and...

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they were trying to kick the box down by dancing and singing to the 'Sound of Music'

after getting out of the pool. Luckily, the cows feel down from the sky and into the pool. Nat said "We did it Car Expert, well done!". But the cow...

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....

A cow? Em...
Was spraying everyone with sleepy-dust with made everyone go to sleep...so the cow secretly took the copy of Le Onde (handwritten by Einaudi) and was about to...

fold it up into a paper plane, which would fly over the pool and

scatter confetti which was stolen from the box of confetti intended for CE and Nat's wedding

which turned into an abrsm exeaminer who announced

that Nat and Car Expert are going to get married. They were getting excited that their wedding day is getting so close.

It was the day of Car Expert and Nat's wedding day. The...

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penguins were all ready, dressed in their pink bridesmaid dresses when suddenly in ran Oddball exclaiming, 'Car Expert! You forgot to come to the forum users concert!!'

car expert quickly ranto the forum users concert with nat in tow when contick87546 appeaered in his electric blue soft top mini (he wishes) and says

"Sorry I'm late, I forgot I registered to come along. Here's my girlfriend Nat and...

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we're going to do a piano duet!!"
Everyone burst into applause, but somehow the piano was squeaking and then...

a rat jumped out of it, making...

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a very large birthday cake, saying 'happy birthday Choddy' on it...but then Choddy got angry, 'YOU'RE ONE DAY LATE...I HATE YOU!!' he screamed at the rat and...

the rat burst into tears, which also made Choddy cry...so another rat (who was bright purple) came and played 'Le Onde' by Einaudi and everyone went very hyper until they noticed the purple rat...

when car expert decided everything was too weird and went home to discover...

that Bob has eaten all of his paperwork. Car Expert was very...

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happy about this because it meant that he could now

honestly tell his teacher "I'm sorry Miss, but my penguin ate my homework." That way he didn't have to hand it in and risk getting one of those "COULD DO BETTER" stickers on it and a detention.

So to celebrate he

organised a party (for penguins and humans) because he was so happy. He asked Bob what penguin friends he would like to invite. Bob suggested...

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the McVitie's Chocolate ones please. But

they had to go to a disco on that day, so...

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they decided that they would invent a cloning machine they did this in just two minutes and so car expert attended both at once but then car expert realised that...

he didnt have a clone so he decided to use Bob instead

Unfortunately, before Bob was used, Nat saw what was happening and shouted...

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theres a giant pink talking elephant in my house help!

(poor nat just cant keep away from the booze)

they did a piccolo and tuba duet

then nat realised she coudnt play the piccolo or the tuba so the elephant dissapeared and the picccolo turned into...

a giant tuba like the one in Nickis photo, which promptly squashed everyone apart from Bob who thought that playing 'sardines' was the most fun thing in the world..

and then the giant tuba bounced off...

BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOING

"I didn't know tubas could bounce" said Nils the aspiring rock drummer, who'd just come back from school.

he had returned from school early because the scghool had..

(who would have thought a simple grade 1 exam would turn into this)

had an infestation of tiny little locusts all playing the harmonica. The sound was

very annoying, just like when...

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crazy purple piano freak had...

auditioned for

a place on 'Crazy-Factor'. She sang like...

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a blue whale squashed into a violin

(you try making a nice sound from a 5 ton violin lol)

but the judges loved her so much that she got through and made 22 multi platinum albums of whale song in 22 days (yes, thats one a day!)

LOL people! I DO NOT sound like a whale...

The only problem with the albums was that they were not...

I didn't know you don't sound like a whale!

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as boingedy as the giant tubas, so when they got accidentally dropped on the floor they smashed. But luckily help was at hand in the form of

The little man on Nickis photo who squeaked 'I'll help you if

you can play Fur Elise on the bassoon. Crazy_purple_piano_freak said "I accept the challenge!", and she got out her bassoon. Unfortunately,...

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she remembered that she had failed her diploma when she was two and lost all confidence and sat in the Cafe fridge crying

Bob tried to cheer her up by...

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singing the flower duet from lakme with his freind hob (hob,bob, get it i know im sad) but this only succeeded in

performing it with a grade 1 concert band who were badly out of tune in the middle of the pennines in a storm

slightly off topic...but this is nearly at 1000 replies...who will be the lucky 100th?