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It could not have been a worse start to the day, the alarm never made it and.....
Nooooo...you missed it?
.................
??
Looks like the story didn't make it either!
Gae
Looks like the story didn't make it either!
Gae
hey guys and gals this is a fun thread where we all contribute to a storyline and reap the financial rewards when I print the thousand pages! It is not a trip down memory lane for ex grade oners!
ok...the alarm never made it and...i woke up fortyfive minutes late to find that i had 5 minutes to get up eat and get ready to go. Suddenly, just as i was about to leave, the phone rang...
it was my teacher Dave, " Hi just to say that I will be there in time but...
The exam centre car park has been....
...decorated with HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of COLOURFUL RAINBOW MUSIC NOTE THINGIES!! 
and...
and...
I am having trouble working out which is my car!! Anyway I will be there I am sure. Then he reminded me to get all the correct pieces of music together for the big day. He was reading through the list and then....
I saw my dog running off with one of the books I needed...
...and saw him run into some bushes...
then I heard the sounds of fighting and paper tearing...
So I dashed into the bushes...
Only to find that the paper-tearing noises were caused by...
...my younger brother who was...
Who was making a camp fire, so I...
...called the police and they said...
"Do you know this child?", to which I said...
...well he does look vaguely familiar but I don't know his name...
at which point he.....
Sprouted wings and flew into the rising sun, leaving behind him a trail of
...what looked like glitter and sequins but when I looked closer I saw it was...
the splinters of an exploded woohoo, which had blown up just before....
...'Nooo' screamed the woohoo lovers...
and they started doing a mass spiritual ritual on the ground below, just outside the exam centre..
where the examiner was busy....
checking under the piano for monsters....
....he saw one and.....
Screamed loudly, to the surprise of his first candidate of the morning who thought this was part of the aural test and brightly suggested that the interval was a diminished twelfth. To which the examiner said...
'Just wait there a minute, i need a strong coffee from the Forums Cafe'...
...out the coffe came served by Amber but then......
...the exam warden thought the coffee was for her, drank it. so the examiner....
hit the warden over the head with a music stand and...
ran away. The warden got very furious and...
jumped inside the piano
then he got stuck and......
Was constantly smacked in the head by the piano hammers of someone happening to play 'Fantasie Impromtu' by Chopin...
but then the pianist realised something was stuck in the piano so he
decided to finish knitting the jumper he'd started earlier
The examiner walked back in the café with a big...
adjustable spanner with which he
whacked the warden in the piano over the head causing...
the warden's memoryloss to be cured and he suddenly remembered he should have been in
the back room of the
house where the exams were taking place and...
....
then
he jumped out of the widow in search of the piano place where...
the assistants played piano and
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