I was thinking, this forum needs some fun.

So...








































INRODUCING...



















THE FIGHT CLUB

RULES:

1. You do not talk about the fight club
2. Each fight will consist of four lines and are designed to be "aggressive" (obviously, this is all meant to be taken lightly)
3. The lines must consist of the rhyming pattern AABB
4. For the sake of the younger posters, please keep it clean
5. There are three rounds, after that, the good people of this forum will decide who is the winner. I of course am the ref. so I get the final say.
6. And finally, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE FIGHT CLUB

Kapeesh?


OK, any volunteers?

Like this?

I do not like you Noodelz
Of rubbish you talk oodles
So leave tihs forum now
Before we have a row!

...and that was aggresive?! erm okies my turn
....er.....um....im stuck

Gee! This is hard... who can I rhyme / rap about without offending them??

Hey well done!

crazy frog! (now that should get a few more replies )

Crazy cow says crazy frog
I think you are a crazy dog
If that may sound starchy
I've now insulted Archie

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring
Noodelz Noodelz
Oodles Oodles

I know it's rubbish, but never mind

Car Expert

you guys crack me up!

This forum is so entertaining,
Though the contents are sometimes quite paining.
The subjects are really not taxing,
I find the whole thing quite relaxing.


Sorry 'bout that.

They serve bad food at the forums cafe
Advice that's given just makes you laff -
It's gradually dawning
I'm in for a warning !

The cafe's a place for eating,
But now it's for meeting.
Meet Hulk the monday madman
And Car Expert the Very Busy Man.

Very funny



Car Expert

Come on you wimps, you're meant to fight
Your rhymes are such a sorry sight
And YOU can't play the way I do
Your music should be in a zoo!

LOL!!!

Very good!

NM

A wimp? not me - I'll stand and fight!
You'll find you're in a sorry plight.
My language'll put you all to shame
The mods will blanch when they hear MY name!

Ooh, Maggie, that's scary -
We'd better be wary.
But as for your verse,
I've never read worse!

I'm Hulk, the Monday madman.
So don't mess with me, the badman.
If I think you're out of order,
I'll whack you to the border!

Oooh its getting tense!!!

You think it is tense now?
Just wait 'til I'm on the prowl.
If I really try, you'll be bust!
I'll leave you in my dust.

You don't scare me incredible Hulk
I can beat you to a pulp
With my fists I'll pound and pound
And then you're meat to feed my hound

oi! the food is very good thanks!
sorry, still no rhyme from me though (i never was any good at english ) still thinking...

You all don't frighten me,
Not even your dogs, they're a breeze.
All I'll do is blow out some air,
and you'll be gone, out of my hair.

Here it goes:

I'm a great expert on cars
But not really on jars
What do I know about a Fiesta
Oh, forget it, I need a siesta

Car Expert

erm i think the idea of 'fight talk' has gone
but the thread is still going on and on
but dont you dare mention the word car
or i will chop off your ##### and put them in a jar

You're so critical of this stupid thread
You make me want to punch you in the head
But though you may get crosser and crosser
We still all think that you're a t..*cough*

Okay now gloves are coming off
Of gentle gibes we've had enough.
We'll tear each other into bits
And give the moderators fits.

You want a fight? You've got one missy
But promise that you won't get hissy
When I rip your heart right from your chest
You'll know that I am truly best

GRRRRR

how come you're all so good at this? no fair!

It's not my fault that you have no skill
It's pure talent that makes me so brill
Give it a go and I promise that I
Will go easy on it, cuz it's your first try

Why is everyone speaking in rhyme all the time?

Come on, CC this could be funny!
We'll give these guys a run for their money.
I'll hold them down, you do your worst -
We'll laugh until we're fit to burst!

now you remind me GCBS
who has made the forums a bit of a mess
any one else who has a big head
will meet with me and wish they were dead

no offence

Please keep to the structure AABB,
As in all the other post you will see,
The word "fight" has gone out the window,
And maggie, you have the brain of a little Wheeto.

You girls think you are oh so flash
But you're not even fit to take out my trash
You really suck - your rhyming's lame
Crawl back to the hole from whence you came

You all think you're hard
But don't drop your guard.
If you make threats and things
I'll have your guts for strings.

Sorry, just had to pick on someone!

You think you're so cool with this thread creation
You don't realise you're the joke of the entire nation
The z in your name doesn't make you 'street'
How will you cope when I turn up the heat?

So why didn't it rhyme ???
Do you need some more time?
I'd be happy to bet
That you won't be a threat!

wheeto's have brains?!

Apparently!
And they rhyme with window!!

heeeee!

maggie is top of the posters today
so we'd better knock her down without delay
beware those who get to the top of the table
be ready to run...if you're still able

how was that?!

oh why am i so bad at this?! NOT FAIR!!!*screams*

I will cope just fine when the heat is up,
'coz minty, you fight like a pup.
I ain't tryin to be "street",
So just go back home and mints you will eat.

hey i like mints!! they aint scary

That's not fit to be called a rhyme
Mine can beat yours time after time
I'm the best - I was born to rap
Whereas you're a stupid pile of c....*more coughing*

Trebor people will eat you thats right,
It's all part of the club where you fight,
So don't try and think that you can beat me,
Noodelz is tough, do you want to see?

If you think I'm named after mints you're wrong
You're also fat, stupid and you pong
I'd love to see you "show your moves"
But in the end, you WILL lose

(bad rhyme, but meh)