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(http://members.aol.com/danthecowman/cows.htm)

lol...
it doesn't quite work on here but still amusing!

edit: darn it really doesn't work at all... go look at the website!

It wouldn't work here, since you can't use a fixed-width font.

I like those, they're really funny!

Those make me laugh!

They're great!

Et voila!

cow playing piano...heeeeeeeeeee

HA HA HA Their clever.

My signature!!

thanks yap - I didn't know how to post it as code!

must be the Mooooooonlight Sonata

Nice one Maggie!

LOL!

Which mooooooooovement? *dives for cover*

ahhhhhhhh!!! dont like cows! not since we got chased by one on d of e and had to climb over 2 dry stone walls and under an electric fence to escape them....

Uh... your name... ???

Some of my friends who did D of E got chased by cows too- must be a common problem!

I don't like those dry stone walls...where was your expedition?? We had a bit of angry bull look at us a bit funny on dartmoor....but he didn't do anything. Luckily.

cecilia.... LOL!

Not the first one -

the udder one!

You're scarily talented at bad puns, maggiemay... do you practice??

These are just getting worse and worse... can't even think of an equally bad reply!

Just going to go and play some moosic...

What, the moonuet?

I think you people are milking this one!!

Actually, I cud do with some moore milk

moooooooooooooving on.....

Oh my... I heifer to stop looking at this thread...

(OK, that one was DREADFUL.... I obviously need more practice...)

Finishing off disgrassfully....

No I daren't - my family would throw me out of the house!

ed - should have said I dairyn't

I dont get it

All this talk about cows reminds me of the elderly veterinary professor who'd devoted his life's work studying the rear ends of cows.

When he was finally presented with an award for all he had done - he thanked the assembled crowd, and commented that
it wasn't the first time he'd received a pat on the back.

you'd get along altogether TOO well with a friend of mine at church....

These puns are dis-cows-ting (disgusting...) get it? Oh never mind...

*goes to crawl under stone*

Forget being chased by cows. The problems begin when they escape from the field next door and try and set up home in your conservatory... we've also had to herd them off the main road a few times etc...

Oh the joys of living in the countryside.

(And I'm afriad I'm not awake enough for any more puns... sorry...

Too many bad puns put me in a bad mooood! On the being chased by cows theme, my friend and I were being slowly followed by about 5 bullocks in a herd of about 25 so I stopped, turned round and gave them the evils - they stopped dead in their tracks!

erm i think i'll curdle up, oops i mean cuddle up with a good book

How can I persuede you to stop?

It probably is a common problem... one of our ranger leaders took a group for gold D of E and got chased by a herd of cows . We thought it was quite funny though, when they told us about it

Yep, that happened to me! I also got headbutted by a horse! Not very friendly NEIGHbours!

Getting chased by a cow is quite common. I've been chased by two angry cows once. It scares the ###### out of ya.

MY goodness, how many talented peaople at telling bad jokes are there on this thread. Maybe we need a new award category: Best pun teller!

maggiemay would win hands down I think!!

Definitely, maggiemay has that in the bag before we even start!