Knock, knock, who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska later, right now I'm trying to work out where I left her.

Knock, knock, who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica her do that, or was it her own decision?

Knock, knock, who's there?
Genoa
Genoa who?
Genoa, 'cos I've never seen her before in my life

Knock, knock, who's there?
Nile
Nile who?
Nile down and I'll tell you

Knock, knock, who's there?
Canada
Canada who?
Can Ada come and play please mum?

Knock, knock, who's there?
Bucharest
Bucharest who?
Bucharest at my hotel, you'll not regret it

Knock, knock, who's there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon never get bored of geography

Knock, knock, who's there?
Oman
Oman who?
Oman, these jokes are bad!

Knock, knock, who's there?
Medina
Medina who?
Medina's on the table so I've got to go.

Knock, knock, who's there?
Macon
Macon who?
Have you got your Macon? It's raining out here.

Knock, knock, who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya think of anything that's more fun than geography?

Knock, knock, who's there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan awful headache after reading all these jokes on the geographical
jokes page!

Knock, knock, who's there?
Marge and Tina
Marge and Tina who?
"Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina"

Knock, knock, who's there?
Waterfall
Waterfall who?
"Water fall I am not to like geography"

Knock, knock, who's there?
Wiltshire
Wiltshire who?
"Wiltshire sit down and I'll tell you"

Knock, knock, who's there?
Korea
Korea who?
"Nothing beats a Korea as a geographer"

Knock, knock, who's there?
Norway
Norway who?
Norway am I telling you any more knock, knock jokes

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oh sorry wrong joke

knock knock
who's there?

amos.

amos who?

amos kito. watch i don't bite you.

You didn't get this one:

Knock knock,
Who's there?

Boo,

Boo hoo?

Calm down, there's no need to cry.

Try this French one:

Frappe, frappe.

Qui est la?

Loste.

Loste qui?

Oui.

LOL

knock knock

who's there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

Euripides and I ain't buyin you no more.

lol!! i like the french one muchly!!

no a knock knock joke but ah well!

A blind man walked into shop and started swinging his dog around his head by its tail. The shop assistant came up to him and said "can i help you sir" to which the blind man replied "no thanks im just looking around"

i'll go quietly

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor Who ?

That's right!

knock knock

who's there?

marmite

marmite who?

ma might, but pa might not

bah..

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in

that's as good as the john cage guide dog one!!!!

knock knock
who's there?

skunksgo.

skunksgo who?

nah! skunks go pooooo! not hooooo!

Like the French one.

I always have the unfortunate compulsion to ruin knock-knock jokes by responding with the more gramatically correct, for example, 'Doctor Whom?'

oh i do appreciate someone declining the pronouns properly, one of the rare language niceties we still have. i know i can't spell proply but it don't hurt to admire good grammar from others.

knock knock
who's there?
rosa.
rosa whom? -- (yeah it works)
rosa people waitin to use this little room, so stop dreamin a' winnin the lottery.

cor about bed time now. jus' turned into a bloomin pumpkin again.

what on earth.........

sorry
and that convinces me it reely is past me bedtime.

i meant to say "cor, it's past me bedtime - it's turned midnight and i just turned into a bloomin pumpkin again." better'n turnin into a fiery godmuvva!

And some people say I'm mad?

Knock, Knock
Who's there
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who(m)
*sings* Sam and Janet evening, you may meet a stranger.....

Would anyone care to explain the french one? My french isnt too good...

Knock, knock!
who's there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Ok.. it starts my saying knock knock, who's there? in French.

Loste qui means Loste who?... but it is pronounced 'Lost key'.

Errr.....takes one to know one, Steve

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ajax.

Ajax who?

Ajax called .... to say ....

Maggie!

Maggie Who?

Maggie-tar needs tuning!

For some strange reason I found that the funniest so far!


Erm. . . Radley?


Here are my contributions:

Knock knock

Whos there

Bumblebee

Bumblebee who

Bumble be cold if you leave your trousers down


Knock knock

Whos there

Howard

Howard who

Howard you like it if some idiot kept asking ''whos there'!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Justin

Justin who?

Justin time for dinner!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dave

Dave who?

Dave all gone away!

'Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains.'
'Pull yourself together'

'Doctor Doctor I have a wigwam on my head and on my face'
'Your'e 2 tents'
!!!

Doctor Doctor, I've got strawberries growing on my face
I'll give you some cream

This is a weird one where before you start, you have to say to the other person "You start". They start, and then you can see how it goes on:

Other person: Knock, Knock

You: Who's there?

Other person: I don't know.

You: Well you should do, you started it!

...

*looks around for stone to crawl under *

Ha ha very funny I guess.