BCG 169 - As someone whose signature advocates being kind ("Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle") I am rather shocked by your personal attack on me.
You don't appear to play the violin, so let me educate you. There is a long tradition of naming one's violin. In the forum archives there are whole threads dedicated to the topic. Amateur players tend to choose female names (perhaps because of the instrument's high voice) however famous violins tend to be named after men. There are a few exceptions, such as The Mary Portman and The Lady Blunt, but in general the names are male. I decided to (in my own small way) redress the balance by naming my instruments after women (real or imaginary) with some kind of cultural significance.
Pandora - The giver of gifts and the first human woman created by the Greek gods. She gave me the gift of making music.
Calypso - A Greek goddess, known for her singing voice, who played the gods at their own game. She has a loud, powerful voice which could carry out to sea as did Calypso's.
(For now) Beyonce - A powerful independent woman, who (while not perfect) uses her fame to speak out on issues of equality, who famously wrote the song and then sang about being bootylicious. And as it happens, bootylicious describes the shape of my instrument without invoking the nanny-bot and her asterisks.
As for insulting you (and my) musical ability, I have no idea how you made that jump. Neither do I understand how you make the leap to me being immature, when I am merely following a centuries old tradition, that you obviously know nothing about.
I suggest you take your own advice to be kind, next time you are tempted to make accusations on an open forum.
Edit - I would also like to point out that the inference in your comment is bordering on defamation.