Jump to content


Answer And Question Game...the Answers Come First


  • Please log in to reply
1829 replies to this topic

#1816 Hurley

Hurley

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 420 posts
  • Member: 70620
    Joined: 16-July 09
  • Home on the range

Posted 21 August 2009 - 17:58

What is in Venice and is in The Grand Canal?






Discounts.
  • 0

#1817 kingsley13

kingsley13

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 789 posts
  • Member: 63848
    Joined: 27-April 09

Posted 22 August 2009 - 17:09

What do I want there to be on tenor saxophones when I get one?



A plate of yellow jelly.
  • 0

#1818 madbassoonist

madbassoonist

    Virtuoso

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2220 posts
  • Member: 56880
    Joined: 23-February 09
  • South Cambs

Posted 22 August 2009 - 18:16

What does kingsley13's clarinet like eating? tongue.gif

Andrew Strauss.
  • 0

#1819 Guest: skylark_*

Guest: skylark_*
  • Guests
  • Member: 0
    Joined: --

Posted 24 August 2009 - 08:19

Who is madbassoonist's cricketing hero? biggrin.gif




A pink flamingo.


  • 0

#1820 fsharpminor

fsharpminor

    Maestro

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 17573 posts
  • Member: 7089
    Joined: 07-June 06
  • Heswall, Wirral (originally Keighley, Yorks)

Posted 24 August 2009 - 08:32

What can you see at the zoo in Yorkshire called Flamingo land ?

Playboy magazine

  • 0

#1821 Music...

Music...

    Member

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 54 posts
  • Member: 71223
    Joined: 23-July 09

Posted 25 August 2009 - 13:26

What do men love to read?



Water bottle
  • 0

#1822 Guest: DaisyChain_*

Guest: DaisyChain_*
  • Guests
  • Member: 0
    Joined: --

Posted 25 August 2009 - 13:28

What should any man "reading" the above book have tipped over his head?


A tin of garden peas.
  • 0

#1823 kingsley13

kingsley13

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 789 posts
  • Member: 63848
    Joined: 27-April 09

Posted 25 August 2009 - 17:03

What would you expect to find next to the baked beans in the tinned food cupboard of the kitchen?



An odd sock.
  • 0

#1824 Guest: skylark_*

Guest: skylark_*
  • Guests
  • Member: 0
    Joined: --

Posted 25 August 2009 - 17:05

What does Mr Bernie's wife call him as a term of affection?




A Spanish onion.
  • 0

#1825 madbassoonist

madbassoonist

    Virtuoso

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2220 posts
  • Member: 56880
    Joined: 23-February 09
  • South Cambs

Posted 26 August 2009 - 16:57

What tastes just like an English onion?

Monty Python.
  • 0

#1826 Hurley

Hurley

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 420 posts
  • Member: 70620
    Joined: 16-July 09
  • Home on the range

Posted 25 September 2009 - 22:06

Who owns the Holy Grail?




Pens.
  • 0

#1827 fawnfawn

fawnfawn

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 156 posts
  • Member: 2720
    Joined: 13-December 04
  • Singapore

Posted 17 November 2009 - 20:46

What comes in almost any colour?



A kitten sleeping in a tuba!
  • 0

#1828 Bagnewauckland

Bagnewauckland

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 130 posts
  • Member: 46017
    Joined: 25-November 08
  • New Zealand

Posted 30 January 2010 - 01:39

What would I have if I had a tuba?

Theremin
  • 0

#1829 Fran*Piano

Fran*Piano

    Virtuoso

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 3445 posts
  • Member: 79153
    Joined: 26-October 09

Posted 30 January 2010 - 11:23

What is a word Fran*Piano doesn't know the meaning of?




Red ribbon
  • 0

#1830 madbassoonist

madbassoonist

    Virtuoso

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 2220 posts
  • Member: 56880
    Joined: 23-February 09
  • South Cambs

Posted 30 January 2010 - 14:34

What does my sister like to wear in her hair?


Banana skins
  • 0