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#16 Kathleen Austen

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Posted 25 October 2017 - 19:43



Oh dear ... having read the various above, in between having a jolly good chuckle (thanks guys - needed it tonight), I am now, myself, wondering if my 'pipe' dream shouldn't just stay there ... a 'pipe' dream sad.png 


This, now on top of the stress I've had this year just trying to get a venue for the 'visit' to have my practical Grade 3 exam done wacko.png 

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#17 elemimele


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Posted 25 October 2017 - 21:38

Swell-box, Being dispatched by a hymn-book should render a person eligible for instant heavenly reward - what better way for a pious person to go?


Here Lieth Margaret Smith 

As doth the Elbow of the Organist, so moveth God in Mysterious Ways:

Margaret was hurried to Heaven's gate,

By a blow on the bonce from Mission Praise;

A hymnal of considerable weight,

It brought an end to her mortal days.

Uninsured, she rests with Him,

who summoned her to Him, with a Hymn.

Reader, ensure your insurance is paid,

And your arm is still as you sit aloft,

Lest Adam's fall, the fall of a book,

Be blamed on an action that you took.

With God and Aviva be unafraid,

though Law be Heavy and Heads be soft

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